Kidd and his sidekicks (Kellie, JC, Al and Shannon) are very entertaining and do lots of fun and hilarious bits. One of my favorite bits is “Get Over It”.
The way it works is that people email or call in about what they want other people to get over. For instance:
“To my boyfriend’s ex: When you text someone 14 times and don’t get any replies you are texting with yourself. GET OVER IT!”
“My voicemail is full because it makes me feel important – GET OVER IT!”
“To everyone with McCain/Palin stickers still on their car – Obama won – GET OVER IT!”
“To the person at work that manages the office supplies: Yes, I need another can of Air Duster – I don’t like crumbs in my keyboard and it’s only $4 a can – GET OVER IT!”
I like the bit so much that I thought it would be fun to add it to my blog – possibly on a monthly basis and ask you what you want to tell someone to get over.
Here’s one from me:
Just because someone disagrees with you about a particular interpretation of scripture does NOT mean that they are not a Christian – “GET OVER IT”
Now, go ahead and try it – it’s very therapeutic….
A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired. Prov. 17:22
There are a lot of things to worry and fret about … but today I want to have a laugh. These have been around for a while but always seem to get a good chuckle. I hope you enjoy…
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
EMERGENTS: Who is really behind the light bulb changing agenda anyway? Is this just an example of traditional, top-down control? We really need to break out of old paradigms – why do we have to get out a ladder every time one of the bulbs stops emitting light? Why not embrace the new situation and try to find the inherent beauty of God in it instead of tossing it aside for our own dogmatic goals and perspective?
PENTECOSTALS: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
SOUTHERN BAPTISTS: About 16,000,000. However, they are badly divided over whether changing the bulb is a fundamental need or not.
CONSERVATIVE ANGLICANS: Three. One to change it And two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman!
PRESBYTERIANS: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
BAPTISTS: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
METHODISTS: This statement was issued. “We chose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that a light bulb works for you, that’s fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.”
CHARISTMATICS: One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway. OR Three, one to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls! OR Twenty one, one to change it, and twenty to share the experience!
TELEVANGELISTS: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
EPISCOPALIANS: Four. One to change the bulb. One to bless the elements. One to pour the sherry. And one to offer a toast to the old light bulb.
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